That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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