that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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