Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
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