Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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