It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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