Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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