At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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