hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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