she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I look better un-naked...
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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