Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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