With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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