Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Soap is not a condiment
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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