Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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