We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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