he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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