Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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