youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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