I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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