Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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