white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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