I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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