He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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