office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
babies were throwing up all over the place
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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