It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Im part way to drunk.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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