I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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