Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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