I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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