week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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