Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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