just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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