Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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