I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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