I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
no you cant smoke seaweed
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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