Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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