why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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