1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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