Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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