Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I'm both gender and math confused
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
