I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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