I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
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