Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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