my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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