super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
soo... how was my night?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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