First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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