you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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