a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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