So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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