Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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