i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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