screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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