Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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