another moral hangover. fuck.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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