In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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