he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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