did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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